A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.

crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.

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Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.

these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.

def1: infestation of the pubic hair by crab lice
def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.

little bugs that like staying in your pubes