Girl 1: Man tony your such a crab ass...
Girl 2: don't be so harsh say crabby butt nipper instead so you don't sound like such a bitch
Tony: thanks , I agree that sounds better
Girl 2: don't be so harsh say crabby butt nipper instead so you don't sound like such a bitch
Tony: thanks , I agree that sounds better
by Chasing rainbows January 11, 2015
A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
by PapaMoose January 24, 2012
Ginger loving short stack who wants to be in IT but instead slaves away (9 - 4) in accounts payable.
by john sayers December 17, 2003
by Crabbytangey69 January 31, 2018
this is when a person gets angry and bitter at the world for getting crabs in and around her pussy and she hasn't even had sex yet usually coming from being unclean and unsanitary person and (this is no specific person talking about this is just the phrase that is used, if anyone has this name its purely coincidence or because they are this definition and trying to hide it)
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.
Sideways talking is usually a result.
It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.
Sideways talking is usually a result.
It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
TIK TOK
Defeating the US ECONOMY by destroying one industry at a time.
,HYPNOTISM---VALUE ADDED
YOUR MAMA...YOUR MAMA LOG INS AND MESS IN WITY YA
Defeating the US ECONOMY by destroying one industry at a time.
,HYPNOTISM---VALUE ADDED
YOUR MAMA...YOUR MAMA LOG INS AND MESS IN WITY YA
Look at what you read on TIK TOK the FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY as the CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS are managing to lower morale at all the restaurants without many not seeing it but the turnover is testament to this.
Prediction: Anything that has to do with FAST FOOD will slowly and keep losing more and more outlets.
BYTEDANCE is going to BITE YOUR DICK AND CLIT 0FF and here is why CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS is no doubt the largest complaint department of trivial griping with SIGNIFICANT MEANING OF BOREDON you will ever see in your LIFE as look no further than to see how boring the MUSIC INDUSTRY has gotten when they have to resort to a skipping MP3 that is so indicative of STAR WARS COPYRIGHT THEFT as LUCAS PRINCESS LEIA "HELP ME OBI ONE KENOBI".."TWICE REPEAT "TIK TOK PATTERN SEQUENCE, as BYTEDANCE TRADEMARK MAY 21, 1980 , who can win here as DISNEY LUCAS can do A BYTEDANCE DANCE and COME TOGETHER on DIK DOK.
Don't DANCE. ROCK AND ROLL RED CHINA, "we will CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS backup everything ORACLE has including your GRINDR COORDINATES. HA as nothing to worry about BYTEDANCE HAS YOU FULLY COVERED " , quote unquote.....
Prediction: Anything that has to do with FAST FOOD will slowly and keep losing more and more outlets.
BYTEDANCE is going to BITE YOUR DICK AND CLIT 0FF and here is why CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS is no doubt the largest complaint department of trivial griping with SIGNIFICANT MEANING OF BOREDON you will ever see in your LIFE as look no further than to see how boring the MUSIC INDUSTRY has gotten when they have to resort to a skipping MP3 that is so indicative of STAR WARS COPYRIGHT THEFT as LUCAS PRINCESS LEIA "HELP ME OBI ONE KENOBI".."TWICE REPEAT "TIK TOK PATTERN SEQUENCE, as BYTEDANCE TRADEMARK MAY 21, 1980 , who can win here as DISNEY LUCAS can do A BYTEDANCE DANCE and COME TOGETHER on DIK DOK.
Don't DANCE. ROCK AND ROLL RED CHINA, "we will CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS backup everything ORACLE has including your GRINDR COORDINATES. HA as nothing to worry about BYTEDANCE HAS YOU FULLY COVERED " , quote unquote.....
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022