Man-crèche

An area in a shop for men to sit down; while their wife, girlfriend or mother carries on shopping.

Anna:- "I'm going to look around for another mini skirt."

Matthew:- "OK , I'll be playing on my phone in the man-crèche"

by snelly89 August 12, 2010

Fresh from the Crèche

meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something

Dude that Girl is Hottt!

Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.

by Alan Titch February 13, 2010

This is a ufc server not a crèche

Stop acting like it’s a crèche!!!

This is a ufc server not a crèche

by Aaron x August 10, 2022