Cow Water 

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

Cow Water by Tha Real AG January 28, 2015

Cow Water 

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

Cow Water by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021

Water cow 

Water cow is a cow in a boat, owned by pewdiepie . pewdiepie also owns a sheep named water sheep. they are both from a minecraft letsplay

Pewdiepie:thanks for the delicious milk
Water cow:mooo

Water cow by Yoergen July 14, 2019

Water Cow 

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

Water Cow by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

Water Retaining Sea Cow 

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

Water Retaining Sea Cow by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

water bearing sea cow 

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

water bearing sea cow by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

Water retaining sea cow 

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.

Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny

Water retaining sea cow by Heatho November 18, 2006