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Cow muncher 

A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows
Cow muncher by Ben Hardy December 11, 2003
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Cowpuncher 

Some body or a group of people who go around to farms and punchers cows in the face!!!
"Cowpuncher sounds like a good idea tonight we have nothing else to do."
Cowpuncher by macdaddyc September 2, 2009

Cowpuncher 

A guy that beats the shit out of cattle.
The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?

Cowpunchers 

A group of more than one cowpuncher.
Yea that guy went and jumped the fence and got in there and started slugging the cows, trying to get them to tip over. I think he was one of them cowpunchers.

Cowpuncher 

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.
Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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