A cow slut is a slutty cow, it's normally a cow who tends to wear a skirt so short it looks like a belt. She sleeps with everyman she knows, even her Dad ~(The Bull)~
Just Kidding, a Cow Slut is an amazing persooon who everyone wants to be friends with?? Nah, most people are cow sluts. I know I am and I'm sure as heck you are too! Nomnomnom-with-a-bit-of-omnommonnomom-on-the-side <3 Anyone who knows a cow slut is an 'effing leg-end <3 The end