A cow slut is a slutty cow, it's normally a cow who tends to wear a skirt so short it looks like a belt. She sleeps with everyman she knows, even her Dad ~(The Bull)~
Just Kidding, a Cow Slut is an amazing persooon who everyone wants to be friends with?? Nah, most people are cow sluts. I know I am and I'm sure as heck you are too! Nomnomnom-with-a-bit-of-omnommonnomom-on-the-side <3 Anyone who knows a cow slut is an 'effing leg-end <3 The end
Girl One: "You're not a cow, so I can't call you a cow"
Girl Two: "Ahem"
Girl One: "I think slut suits you better"
Girl Two: "AHEM!!! I prefer cow :-|"
Girl One: "Okkay...Cow slut"
Neither way, girl Two could win
Guy one- "Woahhh she's fit."
Guy two- "No way dude, she looks like a fucking cow"
Guy one- "More like a slut"
Guy one and two- "Oh-My-Fucking-Allah (See OMFA OMFA
) It's a cow slut!!! <3
A Pink Blobby is an extremely attractive blond, usually short, with amazing blue eyes. She can pull off any look and look amazing and is very kind-hearted and caring. She usually wears the colours blue or green and enjoys spending time with her Best Friends. Her mother is usually strict about her spending time with her boyfriends but that is only because she cares.
Many people love Pink Blobbies becuase of their charm or personallity, which is slightly dirty minded but witty and humerous too. They care about all and give all to recieve all. They enjoy making presents for friends and family members rather than buying as it adds a personal touch, part of their je ne sais quoi. They are loved by many people but do not know it. They have helpful bestfriends to guide them through life but have a main one, also see Purple Blobby
. Their main best friend helps them through thick and thin, sometimes they get in fights but it is over nothing and are instantly fine again.
Finally, Pink Blobbies have long and happy love lives. Their partner loves them dearly and are not afraid to show it. The Pink Blobbies of the world take relationships slowly, lasting them and savouring every moment. Whilst not in relationships, they are slightly obsessed with boys, but in a good way. They are amazed by the good looking ones but touched by the kind hearted ones. They never love them though, as they are in love with another most of the time and would never betray their love.
All in all, you would be very lucky to meet a Pink Blobby as they are very rare and very special.
Pink Blobby: Oh, how I love you!
Purple Blobby: I know you do!
Pink Blobby: I really, really love him. And I really want to kiss him but I'm worried if he doesn't want to.
Purple Blobby: Don't worry, you'll be fine! You know he's well into you!
Purple Blobby: It's really nice to meet you!
Friend: Oh, thanks, I really like you! You have the most gorgeous eyes too!