Coulter

A karen that works at a university that thinks she isn’t a Karen because she works at a university.

That Coulter is drunk on a mediocre amount of power.

by hippogriffy December 13, 2020

Coulter

The fecal residue left on one's lips after prolonged periods of sucking one's own ass. It can also refer to the fecal residue present on one's lips after a prolonged period of orally sucking (rimming, rimjob) any ass.

Named after right-wing media prostitute Ann Coulter.

"After I was rimming her for what seemed like 20 minutes I went to the bathroom and in the mirror saw I had coulter face."

by seroevo March 15, 2007

coulter

n. A gaseous discharge from a woman’s genitalia during the time of her monthly menses, i.e. vaginal blood fart

Uugh, that dead cat smells like a coulter. or It is best to use feminine products as soon as you suspect you are starting your period, or you may have a coulter which will stain your underwear. or Ann don't be such a coulter.

by SpikerX March 7, 2007

coulter

a noun used to describe someone that is really ugly, and also very poor. A coulter is usually that friend, in your group of friends, that you dont actually like, and just spend all your time making fun of.

Oh fuck Coulter is coming, lets take this party somewhere else

by jimmycrackcorn May 10, 2006

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by Patrickthegreatest1 August 27, 2006

Coulter

noun (backformation from Ann Coulter): any blonde conservative woman who performs commentary on television, has a radio show, or sells books affirming conservative viewpoints, but who seems to lack expertise in any field or access to even rudimentary facts.

1. My mom still listens to Dr. Laura--even after I pointed out she's just a coulter pretending to be a shrink! 2. Katie Couric's ratings are down. I think it's because everyone's figured out she's really just a coulter. 3. How could James Carville be married to that coulter?!

by Geoffrey Crayon June 20, 2007

COULTERED

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 12, 2010