Coulomb

(Coo-lom)
A mild insult used for someone who is often stupid, foolish and generally idiotic.

A- "Callum fell down the stairs again."
B- "God, he is such a coulomb."

A- "Shut up."
B- "You shut up, you coulomb!"

by Olivia93x January 30, 2009

Coulomb

An absolute unit that also happens to be a unit of charge

Look, over there is a Unit of Charge!

Wow, he must be a Coulomb

by Demodie February 09, 2021

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

coulomb

noun

1) Low effort, zero creativity, no entertainment value
2) Someone/something stupid, lacking intelligence or logic

John is such a damn coulomb

by ConcreteCreator July 23, 2025

pull a coulombe

when you try to open a joint account

Hey friend, would you pull a coulombe with me this weekend? Iwould you like to open a new joint account with you?

by a simple guy doing his thing September 29, 2017