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Cougamilf 

Coug-a-milf: Part cougar part milf.
Milf is described as a "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck".
Cougar is described as: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.

Putting these together this means its an older women with children who you would like to fuck and she is 35+ years old.
I met this cougamilf the other night at the dance club.
Cougamilf by dstjohn July 6, 2011
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cougarific 

Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.

A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.

Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.
Mom, that tight t-shirt looks cougarific on you!
Those gold sandals are cougarific!
cougarific by Paul David November 20, 2007
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cougarific 

A woman, or any given scenario, that has exceptional cougar qualities
Those ladies running through the park are cougarific.
or
I'm beside myself on how cougarific this wine and cheese party is.
cougarific by Sean Milligan November 24, 2005

Cougarlife 

Internet site where you get matched with cougars if you're a horny young fella and matched with "Cubs" if you're a hot mom looking for some fresh meat.
Cougar: "I need to drain some 21-year old balls"
Cougar#2: "Go to cougarlife, it's cool"
Cubs: "F Yeah!"
Cougarlife by RidingDirty November 3, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016