Top Definition
A sort of disease that a whore receives after loads and loads of back alley sex. Symptoms include memory loss, genital warts, diarrhea and uncontrollable twitches. The vocabulary of some whores infected by Couce may suffer dramatically also, so much so that the whore appears to be speaking jibberish.

The cure for Couce is found in the semen of a blue whale, and is only 75% effective.
She has Couce.. I don't want to talk about, okay?
by Bond, accommodation Bond. December 28, 2010

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