also a good place to sit.
"this is a damn good cotch.. someone bil up"
by ga December 17, 2003
Regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
I lost a lot of respect for her when I met her cotch boyfriend.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 18, 2006
to masturbate.
i think she's in the bathroom, cotching, like usual.
by ajg37 May 09, 2011
A cotch is commonly misconceived as an STD or "crotch" misspelled however cotches are painful owwies on your feet due to shoes.
"those shoes give me cotches"
by LexieLou July 01, 2008
to cotch is, as has been previously explained, to rest or relax

1./ however, it has recently come about that to 'have some cotch' is to smoke, usually weed.

2./ it can also mean to have sex outdoors with whoever you happen to be talking to.
1./ lets go have some cotch in the park.

2./ woo lets go have some cotch!!
by Joe Caplin April 01, 2008
indeed from the old french coucher (to lie down), but the word couche (n) and Kouche (v) are both present in middle english, Chaucer meploys them.(largely due to the french influence on English, obviously). this also explains the ethnic variant "coootch" which some people use. also might be a variant of coach - originally Koche, named after the german town in which it was invented.
i'm enjoying my cotch. this room is a heavy cotch.
by jon December 01, 2004
A word with a meaning completely un-known, but has the ability to make many people angry, especially of the female persuasion. They say cotch originated during the 15th century in Hungary.
Guy 1: Yo dude!
Guy 2: Sup bro?
Guy 1: Nothing, but my cotch is fire bro!!
Girl 2: Excuse me, teacher? Will you please discipline these two males?
Teacher: Boys? If you disturb these nice ladies one more time, you will going to detention.
Guy 1: What a cotch.
by Garisconak March 30, 2009

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