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Poe's Corollary

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that SOMEONE won't mistake for a parody."
Fundamentalist: "God killed all of the babies and little kids in the Flood because he loves them all."

Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."

Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."
Poe's Corollary by Sleeker August 17, 2008
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In Puerto Rico, a large group of friends. Can also be translated as "homies".
"Corillo! Vamos pa' ya."
"Corillo, let's hang."
corillo by kill_goose June 14, 2006

corolla dent

75% of late model Toyota Corollas(many Camrys too) have a huge superficial dent in the rear bumper, consistent with backing into a post.

Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.
Thank goodness I already have a Corolla Dent! Now I won't feel so bad when I bang up my car for the first time.

cuauhtemock corollary 

a rule meant to prevent the unnecessary wastes of time waiting on another person who is woefully and unrepentantly inconsiderate
The cuauhtemock corollary is as follows: If two parties agree to meet at a certain time and one party does not show up, the aggrieved party shall wait no longer than 15 minutes. After 15 minutes with no form of communication from the late party it will be assumed said party is deceased and the aggrieved will be free to leave said meeting place and carry on with their day.
Caryll is a name for a lady with a very nice smile. She always energizes people around her with her positive aura and her boundless charm. She may appear tan, but inside she is pure and white as a bark of a tree. She is better off partnered with a man who is a keeper.

She is a strong - willed lady ready to undertake the challenges of life.
I am going to marry Caryll someday soon.
caryll by shallow words November 26, 2014

Adam Corolla 

A self proclaimed genius and literally a millionaire. Pioneer of such games as "Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown" and "Germany or Florida." Aliases include "Ace Rockolla" and "Chief Thunderbear."
Drew please. 8:29, 29 after 8. Chino checking in at 59, Fullerton 59 degrees, North Hollywood....59.
Adam Corolla by Philippe February 5, 2005