A cortney is a courtney without the u because she doesn't know how to spell and she is dumb. She also doesn't like 'u' because shes a bitch.
"Oh look its cortney but without a 'U' haha she is so dumb"
"Such a waste of space and time"
by SushiWithaT July 30, 2019
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A woman who is half blind and wears thick glasses which can also be used to burn anthills. She’s sweet and kind but just kinda blind
Did you see that. Nope got my Cortney eyes on
by paraquatman June 21, 2019
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When your in P.E and you don't really feel like running//jogging, so you kinda speed walk. But you gotta put a hop in your step and a bounce in your hop.

You can't Cortney Jog alone.
My bestfriend isn't at school today!.. Now I gotta find more lazy people to Cortney Jog with..
by realsnoopdoggstandin October 21, 2010
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The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.
Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.
by Golden retriever lover November 24, 2021
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a group that hangs out at starbucks all day using their free wifi and fucking eachother
Those people are such a cortneys crew.
by mkr.11 January 2, 2016
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An extremely cool, super smart, awesome and athletic person.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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Nasty skank bitch who does zannies everyday and has sex with many people, does not own a wordrobe but "borrows" clothes from her friends everyday and steals shoes
Friend: Look at that cortney slifco wearing my shirt again for the 3rd day in a row.
by brandon garrett June 14, 2010
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