Job Corps, Where do I start. Instead of BITCHING AND MOANING about a free home, free food, and free college level education like everyone else, I will let you in on the real Job Corps. Job Corps is for kids from the ages 16 to 24 that cant get on their feet, make it through public school, or just survive. This place grows people up and make them choose between being a total fuck up piece of shit or being a real person that wants to live a good life without trouble. The people who have posted bad things about Job Corps are the ones who couldnt get the clue on being a real person. They are the ones that we saw in EXRA DUTY every weekend because they kept getting in trouble. THEY are the reason we have strict rules. The Rules here are not hard to follow and are common sense. They are in place to keep all safe and without problems. And you know what.... Mabey Job Corps staff do have a life and get laid. Did you ever think that they get paid to PUSH AND PUSH TO MAKE YOU BETTER. If you want to get Butt HURT because a bunch of teachers want to get paid minimal gov't wage to help you have a better life then they did, then go home and dont take the help. SHUT THE FUCK UP. GO HOME AND START SUCKING ON YOUR MOMS TIT. Because when your at home.... that is what you do..... suck the parents money, life and fun away. GET OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD. For those who are looking at Job Corps.... GO.... Learn somthing...... MAKE A BETtEr YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JOHN- HEY MAN DON"T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU
by Dracona3 October 20, 2009
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1. Sports team at the United States Military Academy.
2. spoiled brats who haven't gotten over the dumbass high school football team mentality ("hurr durr. thats what she said. hurr hurr hey bend over."
Who are these fucking plebes falling out in Central Area?
Oh, Corps Squadders. figures.
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A branch of the military that goes with the saying from the old world war recruiting poster "first to fight". Also, a highly trained bunch that is willing to do anything to protect their country, even the people that look down upon them. They work hard, and play even harder, they look to always improve themselves and take charge whenever no one else will. They are true warrior's, and if anyone want's to talk bad about them and what they do, it just shows the ignorance of people taking their freedom for granted.
----------Semper Fi Marines.
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An inner circle of legend-status figures that fight crime and get laid by the hour. The Bunnings Corp is the tightest brotherhood according to human knowledge and each member is as talented and omnipotent as the last.
"The Bunnings Corp -- even I don't know who the actual members are. Are they financial, political or military leaders?"
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A branch of the military that's full of cool guys that'll fuck you up if you try to fight them.
While Marine Corps may have cool guys, they'll fuck you up. Don't fight Marines.
by Schillster September 14, 2005
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for every one that read the "opinions" above excluding the previous one, job corp is a great place. i personally give good reference. i am from da hood, been into shit, dope, nd shit im not supposed 2 be doing in the first place.unlike these people above complaining that they can't do what they want because they are immature little brats who think they run it but they don't run shit so complainers seriously, shut the fuck up and go back elementary if you gonna act like a kid bitch. if it wasn't for j.c i would be dead, drunk, homeless or somehwere and i thank God i found a place like this. i mean yeah a few teachers are dicks and the center director is a little farfetch'd but who in the world isnt. there will always be drugs and violence, but as long as u follow simple fucking rules that only require common sense, then maybe you jerks would'nt be talking all this shit that u could'nt accomplish because u decided to follow your own rules punk. as for STD's, how bout dont fuck and keep clean, if not then enter at your own risk. so w.e go fuck yourselves and for the people reading this and are interested, don't apply if ur not willing to sacrifice some freedom and ready to study. thank you for reading this and if you have a negative comment, like i said go fuck yourself.
Job Corps is a good place to study, but ignore the fools, and stick to real homies and u may like what waits at the end of the tunnel. tighten up
by Some one you don't know punk January 30, 2010
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A member of th California Maritime Academy Corp of Cadets whose job is to suck cock in order to avoid living in the lower berthings during cruise.
"The commandant told me to touch my toes. Now i get a stateroom on cruise."

Leave me alone, you corp whore!"
by Capt. Bolton December 16, 2010
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