The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
by D H October 10, 2007
A ruler among men. He is the prophet who makes the ultimate profit margins. He comes in with the cornstocks, remains Bible based, is unable to be cancelled, and has a steady diet of frozen peas and salas, but always separately. He spends his free time door dashing and digging used lottery tickets out of trash cans, putting his earnings away towards his house mortgage. He always gets the best gifts for his wife- Bitcoin. He is absolutely based, and allows no one to graduate from his class.
"Did you hear what Cornell just said?" "Yeah, you can't cancel Cornell, baby!"
Guys can't sit on white couches- why? Cornell said so.
Guys can't sit on white couches- why? Cornell said so.
by yeeter the scooter November 1, 2022
Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"
Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"
Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"
by bobbysss April 14, 2006
Real solid person, loyal to everyone and everything he does. Loves to have money and is a huge money maker named after a college so usually he is smart. A person the ladies love and a sex god.
by Cornell March 13, 2017
by Jeoffrey August 22, 2006
jack cornelled me the other day.
by noahman December 9, 2010
The colors dude ever fucks all the bitches gets money smoke weed and beat niggas he gets so much pussy that when bitches see him thy automatically give it up he lives in Maryland where he be trappin in the cut
DudE I wish I was a cornell
Dad when I grow up I wanna be just like Cornell
Men my girl say she only like Cornell's
Dad when I grow up I wanna be just like Cornell
Men my girl say she only like Cornell's
by Bbz August 10, 2012