The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.
Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"
the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon
ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light
A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.
why the fuck would you eat corned beef?
crap from which you ate corn some time ago
1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go
nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses
roast beef (see "roast beef") which has abstained from having sex in a while
wow that old whore, mannn, her corned beef is disgusting!