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Bears that live in corn. See Pornbears.
If you were walking outside of a cornfield complaing about things being over priced and praising Seinfeld, you might get suddenly mauled to a hideous death by a pack of Cornbears. Dr. Andy Hjortshoj is the world's expert on these elusive creatures.
by shojsauce December 13, 2010