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Reverse corn cob

When you get a "Cobb Salad", which happens when a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in your penis after anal sex, your partner can remove it by performing a procedure known as the reverse corn cob. This is when your partner sucks the undigested corn out of your penis and eats it. Again.
My partner was hungry after anal sex. Luckily she had given me a Cobb Salad, so she did a reverse corn cob on me and had a snack. But she was still hungry so she got up and made a sandwich.

River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.
The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
River Corn by c_M_p June 28, 2012

Whiskey River Cream Corn 

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.