The effect that cold has on fat people legs, whereby they go red and blotchy, looking like corned beef.
Fat chav girls wear short skirts without tights for xtra corned beef legs effect.
by Stroppy June 1, 2006
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1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes
"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!
by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008
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a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.
hey bert look at that corned beef girl shes fit
by popadopalis June 8, 2005
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The consequence of having your laptop resting on your legs too long.
The heat projecting from his laptop whilst intermitternetting caused the occurrence of corned beef legs which created a heated, burned mark on his thighs.
by Katalan May 6, 2014
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a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
"man I had sex with Dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all"
by zissou December 28, 2007
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What your stinky vagina smells like after a long night of drinking where you slept in an alley outside the bar you were drinking at. Fish beer and regret
Got laid in the alley last night by a girl with corned beef taco
by Twiisted Tee March 16, 2019
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