by Edward Winston Price May 28, 2005
A misnomer. The riot took place in Poland. After the twinning of Auschwitz with Corby.
All went well to begin with. A visit to Poland went down a treat. Words such as 'This ex Death Camp is quite swish next to The Exeter' and 'I wouldn't mind living in that shed rather than on The Beanfield' and ' I'm staying here instead of returning to The Lincoln' were heard.
The trouble really kicked off with the first visit to Corby by a group of Poles. Things got off to a lousy start when a shocked huddle of visitors with chins agape were given a guided tour of Corby Town Centre. One Pole panicked, and started to walk home rather than suffer any more. Luckily for him, he made it to Kettering General Hospital, where he was treated for Post Traumatic Stress in A and E.
That first day, as the guided tour progressed to the rest of town, there was a run on vomit bags. The highlight 'Visit to Canada Square' resulted in Kettering A and E shining yet again. Treating umpteen cases of uncontrolled, projectile vomiting, a couple of cases of being 'Brained' with an empty Whiskey Bottle, and a single case of violent homosexual rape.
The so called 'Corby Riot' occurred when the bedraggled survivors arrived back in Auschwitz. Within 5 minutes of the coach parking outside, the Town Hall was well ablaze. Also, persons unknown had stolen the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' gate (later found on 'The Beanfield' being used as a trellis.)
All went well to begin with. A visit to Poland went down a treat. Words such as 'This ex Death Camp is quite swish next to The Exeter' and 'I wouldn't mind living in that shed rather than on The Beanfield' and ' I'm staying here instead of returning to The Lincoln' were heard.
The trouble really kicked off with the first visit to Corby by a group of Poles. Things got off to a lousy start when a shocked huddle of visitors with chins agape were given a guided tour of Corby Town Centre. One Pole panicked, and started to walk home rather than suffer any more. Luckily for him, he made it to Kettering General Hospital, where he was treated for Post Traumatic Stress in A and E.
That first day, as the guided tour progressed to the rest of town, there was a run on vomit bags. The highlight 'Visit to Canada Square' resulted in Kettering A and E shining yet again. Treating umpteen cases of uncontrolled, projectile vomiting, a couple of cases of being 'Brained' with an empty Whiskey Bottle, and a single case of violent homosexual rape.
The so called 'Corby Riot' occurred when the bedraggled survivors arrived back in Auschwitz. Within 5 minutes of the coach parking outside, the Town Hall was well ablaze. Also, persons unknown had stolen the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' gate (later found on 'The Beanfield' being used as a trellis.)
Corby has been twinned with a crater on the Dark Side of the Moon in order to prevent another 'Corby Riot'.
by jonimethfan October 11, 2011
A cool nigga who has got lots of bitches in his Dm and he don't do drugs but he always trips like he on crystal meth and he don't play dead baby jokes with no mother fucker .
Hoe 1:Yo bitch, do you fucking see what I see? Holycrap that's corby urban .
Hoe 2: shit cuh, imma go eat his ass right now , suck his dick and balls . Oh and imma get him to dig the fuck outta lubyass pussy .
Hoe 2: shit cuh, imma go eat his ass right now , suck his dick and balls . Oh and imma get him to dig the fuck outta lubyass pussy .
by Cobby_Linn August 31, 2021
by Thicccboy January 5, 2021
The most amazing person on this planet. He’s the sweetest, most caring, sensitive person you will ever meet. He gives the best advice, but even better huggos.
When you’ve found him, you know you’ve found the one. You know you’re truly in love.
He strives to grow everyday and keep learning, and nothing will stop him from succeeding and doing amazing things.
He’s selfless and so kind-hearted and the most supportive, loving person you’ll ever meet. The most beautiful person on this planet, both inside and out.
To find a Corby is to find the most amazing person and the most incredible love.
And I’ve found it. I’ve found the one. I love you.
When you’ve found him, you know you’ve found the one. You know you’re truly in love.
He strives to grow everyday and keep learning, and nothing will stop him from succeeding and doing amazing things.
He’s selfless and so kind-hearted and the most supportive, loving person you’ll ever meet. The most beautiful person on this planet, both inside and out.
To find a Corby is to find the most amazing person and the most incredible love.
And I’ve found it. I’ve found the one. I love you.
by babykangaroo13 November 24, 2021
Corby Worby is so hot.
by Damon salvawhore May 25, 2021
by Holly Peach August 27, 2008