Coq au Vin

The more refined, french version of whiskey dick. The inability to establish and/or maintain an erection after excessive consumption of wine.

"I got the hottest girl at the club to go home with me but the night was ruined by Coq au Vin. Never drinking again..."

by NormaJeanMcQueen June 7, 2015

coq au vin

To penetrate someone with a wine bottle; to use a wine bottle as a replacement for a penis in some way.

"Fancy some 'coq au vin' tonight dear"?

by Matthew John Jones May 24, 2007

Coq au vin

Cock in the back of a van

My homie just got some MAD coq au vin from his uncle Clive

by Daddydaddy169 December 15, 2020