Copsucker
Cop suckers: criticizing the politicians for making the laws, while loving the people who beat the shit out of you for breaking them.
Copsucker by Getyourshinebox August 14, 2020
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Copsucker
A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.
A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:
A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.
Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.
Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
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copsucker
a person or people who engage in converstation with police officers either just to look cool, to gain advantage or to get out of a fine or ticket
copsucker by crashed1800 June 13, 2009
CODsucker
A scallywop who performs fellatio during the time when her male counterpart is actively participating in the playing of Call of Duty especially Black Ops in either campaign or multiplayer mode. The act of CODsucking is a little known feat accomplished and achieved by only the most skilled of Call of Duty Players, and will almost always resort in an automatic prestige.
Nate: I don't know if I could get any better at Call of Duty
Tori: Wanna bet, I'll show you
Nate: How are you going to show me how to be better at Call of Duty
Derek: Dude she is CODsucker. She'll give you a blowjob while you play. Instant prestige bro!
Tori: Wanna bet, I'll show you
Nate: How are you going to show me how to be better at Call of Duty
Derek: Dude she is CODsucker. She'll give you a blowjob while you play. Instant prestige bro!
CODsucker by Vandalizer48 January 11, 2011
CODsucker
Guy 1: I hate COD, it's totally overrated!
Guy 2: Dude, COD is awesome, no homo but if COD was a guy I would go down on him.
GUY 1: EWWW! Hey everyone this guy is a CODsucker!
Guy 2: Dude, COD is awesome, no homo but if COD was a guy I would go down on him.
GUY 1: EWWW! Hey everyone this guy is a CODsucker!
CODsucker by SherlockBrolmes May 28, 2010
Copsucker
Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.
I keep showing this guy all the stats about police militarization and botched no-knock raids, but he doesn't even care. He says the police are there for the public good, and that there are only a few bad apples. What a copsucker!
Copsucker by Mehzmerizer July 29, 2014
Word of the Day on June 14, 2020