A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
by Shmoozums January 05, 2006
Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
by dj gs68 July 07, 2003
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
by Richard Black March 15, 2005
cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..
that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)
by gina and sarah November 06, 2005
The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
by Taeko Hentie April 08, 2006

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