Cooperate 

When used by law enforcement officers, the term -"cooperate" means: To forfeit one's constitutional rights.

Law Enforcement Officer: "If you refuse to cooperate then you'll be arrested and sent to prison for life."

or

"If you cooperate we'll tell the judge to let you slide."

Cooperate by 0per November 13, 2011

Cooperate 

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately

Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS

Cooperate by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.

Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.

corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012

Corporate lackey 

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.

So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!

Corporate lackey by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

corporate personhood 

The legal doctrine by which a corporation is called an entity instead of property of a person who owns it.

The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.

Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.

corporate personhood by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Corporate Wordsmithing 

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.

Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.

Corporate Wordsmithing by TylerGi April 13, 2016