coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.

Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?

by Tbone April 22, 2004

A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

Coon's Age

A long time.

"I ain't got laid in a coon's age."

by SpeedoMask April 14, 2004

Coons Age

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years

Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age

by F.a.S - Alex "Chadahooch" Leighton June 3, 2003

Coon's Age

a very long time

I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!

by doogface April 1, 2012

coons age

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

by Shattoww January 25, 2008

Coons Age

A coons age is any time frame that has taken place in the past regardless of duration. This way you can drop country swag to identify and period of past time frame.

The english language needs more words like Fuck, interchangeable and always fits into any context. I havent updated this fucking website in a coons age, even though i just did.

That's the kind of coons age swag droppage this country needs.

i reckon i haven't been to the bar in a coons age.

I havent trimmed my eye brows in a coons age
your mom used to come to my house daily, seems like a coons age ago and it was only yesterday.

by Coony McCoonsage October 20, 2015