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coolface 

The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.

Not to be confused with the trollface.
Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"

Troll1: *rolls down window*

Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"

Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"

Troll1: *coolface*

Troll1: *coolface*

Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
coolface by Krasnak December 28, 2010

CoolPaden 

An American Twitch streamer commonly represented by an image of a doge. He is very comical and is always forgetting his boogie bombs. (also the creator of "Squads Plan") (Also called "Funny Dog")
Hey did you hear that Song SQUADS PLAN?
Yea I heard it was made by that FUNNY DOG, COOLPADEN.
CoolPaden by SFBobyBlob August 13, 2022

Coolface 

Coolface is what the YouTubefags call the Trollface.
"Problem officer?" said the Tubefag, thinking ha's unique because he calls it Coolface/
Coolface by KawaiiMelon April 4, 2011

Coolspencer

A type of cool young male ghost
What a 'coolspencer' he is.

CoolFace 

CoolFace is the coolest name in the world. It started out as a replacement for the name "Cloud" in Final Fantasy 7 because the originator had thought that "Cloud" had "a cool face". From there, it has evolved to a name used by 1337 Starcraft players.
Gosh CoolFace, Don't cannon rush me you cuntwaffle.
CoolFace by Caboose May 26, 2004

coatspace 

Similar to Hammerspace, but the random large objects are extracted from the inside of a coat.
Any episode of the "Highlander" TV series. Duncan McLeod's got some serious coatspace.
coatspace by LittleRussianDan September 28, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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