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coolface 

The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.

Not to be confused with the trollface.
Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"

Troll1: *rolls down window*

Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"

Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"

Troll1: *coolface*

Troll1: *coolface*

Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
coolface by Krasnak December 28, 2010
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CoolPaden 

An American Twitch streamer commonly represented by an image of a doge. He is very comical and is always forgetting his boogie bombs. (also the creator of "Squads Plan") (Also called "Funny Dog")
Hey did you hear that Song SQUADS PLAN?
Yea I heard it was made by that FUNNY DOG, COOLPADEN.
CoolPaden by SFBobyBlob August 13, 2022

Coolface 

Coolface is what the YouTubefags call the Trollface.
"Problem officer?" said the Tubefag, thinking ha's unique because he calls it Coolface/
Coolface by KawaiiMelon April 4, 2011

Coolspencer

A type of cool young male ghost
What a 'coolspencer' he is.

CoolFace 

CoolFace is the coolest name in the world. It started out as a replacement for the name "Cloud" in Final Fantasy 7 because the originator had thought that "Cloud" had "a cool face". From there, it has evolved to a name used by 1337 Starcraft players.
Gosh CoolFace, Don't cannon rush me you cuntwaffle.
CoolFace by Caboose May 26, 2004

coatspace 

Similar to Hammerspace, but the random large objects are extracted from the inside of a coat.
Any episode of the "Highlander" TV series. Duncan McLeod's got some serious coatspace.
coatspace by LittleRussianDan September 28, 2003