When the word Cool just isn't enough for you, try using the words "Cool Whip" in your everyday life. What's cooler then a tasty tub of Cool Whip? Perfect for confusing your friends! Try using the words "Cool Whip" today!
by Cheesecake is pretty cool whip June 2, 2020
*gets pumpkin pie*
"dude my crabs itch"
"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*
"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"
"dude my crabs itch"
"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*
"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"
by itchmacrabs November 12, 2007
The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.
by S-D-M June 9, 2006
Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.
Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?
Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!
Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!
by yoseason February 26, 2009
by baby cool whip man December 8, 2010
A game played by primarily adolescent males where the objective is to sing the first line of the 'cool whip' jingle and try to get as many people surrounding him to join in with him on the second chorus. Full points are given for each person to actually sing the worlds, half points for anyone who hums.
Jimmy: Cool whip..*Hums*
Steve: (unconsciously): Cool whi...damnit jimmy are you playing the cool whip game again?
Steve: (unconsciously): Cool whi...damnit jimmy are you playing the cool whip game again?
by MrVincentVega September 20, 2007
When a Saturday night group of causally drunk people all tell their life stories and you encourage the last person (nicole) to give the icing on the cake story and cool whip it.
by Nicky John February 18, 2018