Cookie Pants 

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

Cookie Pants by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Cookie Pants 

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.

Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.

Cookie Pants by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Cookie Pants

When you heavily shit yourself and the outline of the load looks like you’re attempting to smuggle a bunch of cookies in your pants

Damn! Jim shit himself again! He’s wearing cookie pants!

Cookie Pants by HandBallWizard April 23, 2026

Cookiepants 

A state in which someone is so wasted that there's a chance that they might lose control of all bodily functions - usually in or on their pants. Often replaced by the emoji 🍪👖

Its's only 10:00, I can't believe that O'Shea is cookiepants already

Cookiepants by Karnsey August 31, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008