wow shes such a wannabe hipster !
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.