A forged imperial Roman decree used by the Papacy to grant themselves authority over Rome and the Western Roman Empire. It was supposedly given by Emperor Constantine to the fictitious Pope Sylvester.
by blaybins April 25, 2010
Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.
by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005
A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.
WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.
WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.
"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"
by Eleni-Face December 11, 2007
Acesta este numele unui om destul de poponar, cu tente de schizofrenie acuta. Aceasta boala severa se remarca in individul citat prin tendinta sa de a vorbi CAND NU ESTE INTREBAT BAGAMIAS PULA IN STICLA LUI DE COCA COLA SA SE FACA SPUMA ALBA CA LA LAPTE SA II RAMANA PE MUSTACIOARA COPIL ORFAN DE TATA CU MAMA NEIUBITOARE CUM PULA MEA SATI NUMESTI COPILU DANI COSTI BAGAMIAS MAI STA SI IN PLOPENI
PE LANGA PLOPII FARA SOT ADESEA AM TRECUT,
LA UMBRA LOR SO FUT PE DOAMNA SAVU AM INCEPUT
LA GEAMUL TAU CE STRALUCEA PRIVEAM ASA DUIOS
PE MAMA TA O ABUREA UN VAGIN FLOCOS.
DE CATE ORI AM ASTEPTAT SA-TI SPUN ADEVARUL,
CA UN AN DIN VIATA MI-AS FI DAT SA-TI BAG IN CAP TOPORUL.
PE LANGA PLOPII FARA SOT ADESEA AM TRECUT,
LA UMBRA LOR SO FUT PE DOAMNA SAVU AM INCEPUT
LA GEAMUL TAU CE STRALUCEA PRIVEAM ASA DUIOS
PE MAMA TA O ABUREA UN VAGIN FLOCOS.
DE CATE ORI AM ASTEPTAT SA-TI SPUN ADEVARUL,
CA UN AN DIN VIATA MI-AS FI DAT SA-TI BAG IN CAP TOPORUL.
"Astazi m-am jucat roblox cu Constantin Daniel Darius Savu"
"DOAMNE SAMI CRESC FLOCII IN GURA LU TACTU CU NAMOL LA CUR ".
"DOAMNE SAMI CRESC FLOCII IN GURA LU TACTU CU NAMOL LA CUR ".
by iuliashrek October 29, 2021
An insult which could replace pedo/nonce; it means that the person supposedly loves kids, especially little boys.
by Henchman23 November 10, 2019
Adjective; one who has sexual intercource with their cousin. Tends to look like colonel sanders and breathe very heavily while mating.
by Lizzy zucal December 3, 2018
Constantin is a person who got an humangous cock. Women who sleep with him get an orgasm in just a few seconds. This orgasm is called „Constantin“
by Kevin987 November 20, 2021