Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace
makes great smores that smell like freedom!
by suckage July 11, 2005
Top Definition
A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 14, 2011
1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.
The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.
by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003
Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.
Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.
by angry August 28, 2003
*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.
"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
by Dave April 16, 2004
Something made irrelavent by Bush
George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
by God October 12, 2003
The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.
by weirdgirl August 20, 2003
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