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A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
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1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.
The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.
by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003
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Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.
Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.
by angry August 28, 2003
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*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.
"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace
makes great smores that smell like freedom!
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A document that the US Libertarian Party (www.LP.org) supports. The Constitution (Article I, Section 8) lists a set of enumerated powers for the federal government.

Some of these enumerated powers include: military defense, coining money, establishing post offices and post roads.
Democrats say they support the Constitution but want more federal welfare programs and 20,000 gun laws. Republicans say they support the Constitution but support National ID cards and the Patriot Act.
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Something made irrelavent by Bush
George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
by God October 12, 2003
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