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Conquistadore 

Someone who duels with the teachers a.k.a they make the teachers so angry they have a screaming match.
John "Mr Detez your fat!"
Mr Deteze "How dare you speak to me that way! How rude, do I go around saying whatever I want? im going to send you to the principles office do you understand?"
John "That doesn't help your fat problem sir!"
Phillip to Friend "whoa that guy can fight like a Conquistadore"
Conquistadore by Sir Gump December 24, 2007
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anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures
Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.
anal conquistador by KPVA February 18, 2010

Colgate Conquistador 

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.
John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
Colgate Conquistador by RodWood July 18, 2010

rectal conquistador 

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole
Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."
rectal conquistador by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

conquistadorgt 

A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable
Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles
conquistadorgt by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021

conquistadouche 

One or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, 'less privileged' cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative attitudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.
Person A: your face reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan
Person B: Do you WANT them to think we are conquistadouches?
conquistadouche by btwoodley December 20, 2010

The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.
"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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