Conquistadoring 

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

Conquistadoring by GxSplinter May 19, 2013

Conquistasnoring 

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.

"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"

Conquistasnoring by MayDayX May 6, 2015