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Connolly Disorder 

Being a compulsive lair and going so in-dept into your lies that you completely forget that you are lying and you cannot keep up with your lies.
Also results in delusion and loneliness.

Examples:
1) My neighbor has an RPG
2) Chief Keef is my cousin
3) I have expensive hardware
4) My mom makes $1,000,000 dollars a year and works at The Wall Street Journal
5) i have a Sister
6) My mom bought me $8,000 dollar shoes (Marty McFlys)
7) I work at Nike
8) My family works at Nike
Gavin recently found out he had Connolly Disorder.

Grace Connolly 

Look it’s Grace Connolly the doorknob.”
Grace Connolly by Ksklfofnene October 11, 2021

Billy Connolly 

One of the greatest comedians of all time who started out as a folk singer, singing funny songs on stage. Once he became known as a comedian his singing became less and less on stage. Movies include Boondock Saints and The Big One. I'd put him right up there with George Carlin.
"In the very unlikely event...that all four engines fa$il...We'll go straignt into the ground like a fucking dart."-Billy Connolly

William Connolly 

Eggboy who threw an egg at the racist Australian senator Frasier anning in the middle of a press conference. He was then slapped by the senator and held down by the racist supporters. But all of Australia love the legend who shows Aussie spirit. He is being called Australian of the year and at 17 years old he may be Australia’s youngest one ever.
Some day I wish I could be like the legend that is William Connolly
William Connolly by Idekwydttm March 16, 2019

Connolly 

To have a connolly is to have a girlfriend on whatsapp but never actually see or touch her. Named after a school boy in rural Kwa-ZUlu Natal
He said he was in a serious relationship but it was just a Connolly
Connolly by HatchetHutch May 25, 2021

connolly 

an strong irish name and they stand up for what they believe in. they value their freindships, and the people around them. they know what they want in life and will stop at nothing to get it. usually hard headed, stubborn, and even arrogant sometimes.
whoa she is so successful, i think she's a connolly
connolly by kamacoski July 26, 2011