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2.
Fake name students give to substitute teachers.
Substitute teacher: "Who is that girl shooting spitballs?"
Student: "That's Connie. Connie Lingus. You should send her ass to the principal."
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 27, 2005
 
1.
The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.
Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.
by Jake in NYC December 03, 2005
 
3.
see colonel angus
i love colonel angus!
by gilgamesh May 04, 2003