1) The best Thanksgiving special ever (but are there any others?)
2) When you don't feel like shopping, cooking, and cleaning for a week so you just say fuck it, run through the convenience store with $20, buy anything that looks good, and go home and eat it off the good china.
College Student 1: "You going home for Thanksgiving break?"
College Student 2: "I have a 54 page portfolio due in literacy next week. I'm gonna go live in the library and do a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on Thursday."
The act of intentionally inserting incorrect and amusing information into wikipedia entries.
I edited the entry on Jean-Baptiste de Rochambeau to say that he lost both testicles in battle, and as a result rose through military ranks by winning the nut-kicking contests that now bear his name. Can't wait until some kid includes that fact in his paper on the American Revolution. Wikipiracy is awesome!