congo condom

eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth

I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.

by nickdc323 August 20, 2005

congo line

term for more than 2 males engaging in a line of anal sex

Kyle: Where are Brett, Aaron and John?
Randy: At home doing the fucking congo line.

by CrazeeCanuck October 27, 2004

Congo Schlongo

A large penis, not necessarily of a black man.

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.

by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

Belgian Congo

Fisting someone so deep that your hand is gone and you look like a black man under Leopold II.

Yesterday i fisted my homie so deep i belgian congoed the bitch

by Long Yun April 25, 2018

Columbian Congo

When a group of people go to the bathroom to do cocaine.

Those motherfuckers are Columbian Congoing.

by bs453691 March 31, 2018

Congo Gangbang

When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.

They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.

by pornstitute September 2, 2022

Congo Kayak

When you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.

Dude the other day I Congo Kayak'd this bitch from work. That'll show my boss I want a promotion.

by Gmal14 October 2, 2015