Confluffled

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That moment when you don't even know what's happening anymore

I am so confluffled right now

Confluffled by JINGER THE BIRB January 22, 2018

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Confluffled

To be confused.

Originated when a person who a bee stung their tounge tried to speak.

Hey, I heard some guy married a lady and his dad married her daughter. I wonder what he is to the daughter.

I'm so Confluffled!

Confluffled by Awesomer123 July 31, 2012

Related Words

Confluffled • confuffled • Confluffle • confufled • confuffle • Confufflebumped • Cafluffled • combluffled • Conbuffled • Concuffled

confuffle

a cuter way of saying confuse, for those who like using weird words.

Someone saying, "That confuffles me", when they don't understand something.

confuffle by Hazel Mc Taggart November 22, 2007

confuffled

(adj) A concatenation of the words confused and baffled. To be confuffled is to be visibly disoriented and perplexed.

"After a few moments of intense discussion, the teenaged girl flounced off and the boy watched her go, a confuffled expression on his face."

confuffled by Silkenvoice April 25, 2008

confaffled

A combination of the words "confused" and "baffled" to show extreme confusion or puzzlement, much like confuzzled

Eesh, that lesson left me so confaffled! >_<

confaffled by FG862K February 23, 2004

confuffleed

Word for confused or baffled, not understanding the context of something. Coolest word to use in a sentence

Wait, you were where? I'm so confuffleed

confuffleed by hiya555 October 20, 2020

Confufflette

A girl/woman who is confused.

A female who is constantly confused.

She's such a confufflette.

Confufflette by Screaming_succubus January 19, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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