Confidence Poo

(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.

Just had a confidence poo, saved some money on toilet paper there.

Confidence Poo by Wheres_my_wig March 19, 2011

Confidence Poo

A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.

a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"

Confidence Poo by qwerty29 March 12, 2014

confidencephobia

Fear of someone who’s a BADASS AND A QUEEN

Tommy-“Jenny stop being such a narcissist and going in the bathroom to look in the mirror like you’re pretty, you aren’t you ugly whore.”

Jenny-“Tommy if you’re comfortable enough to peek in the girls bathroom your pervert, then you should be comfortable enough around someone who is hot like me. It’s called confidencephobia, I’d say learn it, but you might be incapable of such a simple task.”

*Jenny flips her hair and struts away*

confidencephobia by Stevie Adams January 18, 2021