Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

by CHOFAJ July 29, 2021

Asshole Conduit

When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.

I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.

by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019

Cleveland Conduit

Type MC or AC cable used instead of RMC EMT or Tray. Scabby installation.

Embarrassing quality work.

That entire job was done with Cleveland Conduit. Looks really shitty.

by CallbynameSlurp July 8, 2022

volcano's conduit

The main pipe or vent down the middle of a volcano where it erupts

Teacher: as you can see when the volcano erupts the lava comes through the volcano's conduit

by Isa bleu November 27, 2017

sprawl conduit

Any newly reconstructed highway leading out of an urban area, which has been upgraded to multiple lanes in order to facilitate construction of cookie cutter McMansion subdivisions, strip malls, and big box retailers.

We hopped onto the sprawl conduit to get to Brenda & Tony's new house in the Brownfield Heights subdivision. Just take the exit for Limbaugh Blvd. and go 4 blocks, take a left on Rutting Buck Lane, and and it's the fourth virtually identical pile of faux brick and cheap vinyl siding on the right.

by Peugeotjoker May 16, 2005

Conduit 2

was a dope ass game, better than Halo, etc

FPS for the Wii in 2011, but multiplayer has been discontinued, BUT apparently u can still play on custom servers like via Wiimmfi @https--wiimmfi.de/stat?m=25

the weapons arsenal was just so cool and unique and it all felt great... big rip

yo lets play Conduit 2 and rek scrubs with the SMAW or Phase Rifle

by M1ND5D May 2, 2018

Demon Time Conduit

When someone is able to have everyone around them on demon time no matter how awkward they are.

“Imma Demon Time Conduit my boy, you’ll definitely have fun”.

by TaeLegend September 5, 2021