Condor

Represents doing what you like; having a good time

"this is the year of the condor, we're just going to chill out all the time"

by Coach Carl April 19, 2005

Condor

(NOUN) He is the masked protector of humanity. His mask is the skin he wears during the day to disguise himself as a human.

The Condor strikes again

by chestyman October 9, 2008

Condor

Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.

Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.

by Marauding8_Antisec October 15, 2012

Condor

To "condor" someone (v.). When someone is either sleeping or resting and is being deliberately awaken by another person, known or unknown, for completely unjustified reasons, often motivated by a other persons need to share meaningless information or ask non urgent questions. Common in travelling situations when your companions are asleep but you want them to see something and wake them up.

On a bus:
-"Hey hey, wake up, look through the window, quick"
-"Did you just condor me to show me a dog on the street?!"

At home:
-"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think what colour of these sneakers should I order?"
-" Stop condoring me around stupid bs! Let me sleep, this can wait"

by Markogianni January 9, 2023

Condor

Somebodys mother who's really ugly and looks like a condor.
Can be adapted to anything ugly or uncool. Usually a "squawk" is followed in agreement

Docta Ghey: That girl is such a Condor
Mr Dude: SQUAWK!

by FoolMonk December 25, 2008

Condor

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.

"That girl is really hot"

"Dude, that's a total Condor"

by DonkeyJote September 7, 2013

Condor

A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!

The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.

by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008