Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022
A condition where u cannot control what u say and makes u say rude and horrible things without thinking.
Random: Yah it's ok it's not your fault your useless
Random: what was that form??
Random: sorry it's my condition it's called mean condolities
Random: oh sorry then it's alright!
Random: what was that form??
Random: sorry it's my condition it's called mean condolities
Random: oh sorry then it's alright!
by Halfvegetarian December 26, 2022
During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.
by QuacksO December 17, 2021
by Ryan Betye March 26, 2010
an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing
by MoodMechanic November 16, 2022