A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.
Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!
by P0tat0ZZ April 10, 2018
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a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.
dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same
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a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.
dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same
by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022
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A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished
''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''
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A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.
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Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!
"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you
by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022
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