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Comp Stomp 

A game, usually in RTS games, in which real-life players are pitted against more, less or an even amount of computer-controlled players.

Usually this involves playing the maximum amount of allied human players vs. one enemy computer because the computer is easy to kill when outnumbered. Unfortunately, during these kinds of games, BackStabbers exist, who will wait until the computer is dead, look unsuspicious and then attack the remaining players with a huge force, all under the players' noses.
"I destroyed a comp in a Comp Stomp last night."

"That unsuspicious-looking backstabber killed us all after we killed the computer!"
Comp Stomp by Mehro May 15, 2005
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Comp Stomp 

Technical term from the photography field. A Comp Stomp occurs when a person's artistic sense and visualization causes them to....well, completely copy your photo composition by lining up so close to you that you can feel their body heat and sense a complete violation of human space.

Extra points go to motivated Comp Stompers who practically dry hump you while taking a photo, massage your leg with their tripod, and cause condensation on the back of your neck from them breathing so close to you.

Hall of Fame Comp Stompers will act completely baffled when you protest that they are just a little too close to you for comfort, then inch their equipment a couple inches closer when you are not looking. Photoshop workshop groups are filled with Hall of Fame Comp Stompers.

Of course, a Comp Stomper could go find their own photo location, but why not just copy somebody who is better, or appears to have nicer equipment?
"I can't stand going out to shoot with Tim, all he does is Comp Stomp me after I decide what to shoot."

"Bob is the worst Comp Stomper I have ever seen, his tripod was way too happy to see me."

"Did you see that huge photo workshop Comp Stomping me? I got here 2 hours for sunrise, and all they want to do is crush me because they can't find their own place to shoot."
Comp Stomp by oracleofchangeorders December 17, 2013

Comp Stomp 

A type of game, usually in RTS games, where human players pit themselves against AI in equal, easier, or harder difficulty levels. Strangely enough, the AI can usually be much harder than a human opponent given how the AI has a knack for attacking early and knowing exactly what to do.

Sadly some RTS players comp stomp with easy games just to boost their win-loss record and not look so bad.
"It's best to play in comp stomps to gain yourself some experience in RTS games."

"I love playing comp stomps in Dawn of War. It's actually challenging!"

"Man some people comp stomp just to boost their record...pansies."
Comp Stomp by Skeedler February 12, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026