5 definitions by oracleofchangeorders
Technical term from the photography field. A Comp Stomp occurs when a person's artistic sense and visualization causes them to....well, completely copy your photo composition by lining up so close to you that you can feel their body heat and sense a complete violation of human space.
Extra points go to motivated Comp Stompers who practically dry hump you while taking a photo, massage your leg with their tripod, and cause condensation on the back of your neck from them breathing so close to you.
Hall of Fame Comp Stompers will act completely baffled when you protest that they are just a little too close to you for comfort, then inch their equipment a couple inches closer when you are not looking. Photoshop workshop groups are filled with Hall of Fame Comp Stompers.
Of course, a Comp Stomper could go find their own photo location, but why not just copy somebody who is better, or appears to have nicer equipment?
Extra points go to motivated Comp Stompers who practically dry hump you while taking a photo, massage your leg with their tripod, and cause condensation on the back of your neck from them breathing so close to you.
Hall of Fame Comp Stompers will act completely baffled when you protest that they are just a little too close to you for comfort, then inch their equipment a couple inches closer when you are not looking. Photoshop workshop groups are filled with Hall of Fame Comp Stompers.
Of course, a Comp Stomper could go find their own photo location, but why not just copy somebody who is better, or appears to have nicer equipment?
"I can't stand going out to shoot with Tim, all he does is Comp Stomp me after I decide what to shoot."
"Bob is the worst Comp Stomper I have ever seen, his tripod was way too happy to see me."
"Did you see that huge photo workshop Comp Stomping me? I got here 2 hours for sunrise, and all they want to do is crush me because they can't find their own place to shoot."
"Bob is the worst Comp Stomper I have ever seen, his tripod was way too happy to see me."
"Did you see that huge photo workshop Comp Stomping me? I got here 2 hours for sunrise, and all they want to do is crush me because they can't find their own place to shoot."
by oracleofchangeorders December 18, 2013
That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.
"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."
by oracleofchangeorders October 2, 2013
Short for, Not A Fucking Cloud In The Sky. This is a landscape photographer's greatest nightmare. You do not want NAFCITS weather. When people tell you it is a nice day outside in a NAFCITS situation, it is your job to treat that person with utter disdain.
Photographer 1: "Hey man, let's shoot sunset today."
Photographer 2: "No thanks, I see NAFCITS out there and it would be a huge waste of time."
Photographer 1: "That's okay, I will composite a bunch of clouds and crank the saturation slider to level 1 billion with 12 luminosity masks on top!"
Photographer 2: <rolls eyes and sighs>
Photographer 2: "No thanks, I see NAFCITS out there and it would be a huge waste of time."
Photographer 1: "That's okay, I will composite a bunch of clouds and crank the saturation slider to level 1 billion with 12 luminosity masks on top!"
Photographer 2: <rolls eyes and sighs>
by oracleofchangeorders July 14, 2021
Short for Get The Fuck Off Facebook. Because Facebook is garbage and only hosts content from your Grandmother's Great Uncle who posts junk like he used to forward from his AOL account, it's important to deactivate forever. Who needs Fake News, conspiracy theories, Donald Trump, passive-aggressive comment battles, or hearing about your Third Cousin's best friend's brother's dog who just caught a frisbee? Make Mark Zuckerberg a little less money and GTFOF for life.
by oracleofchangeorders April 15, 2020
The act of scoring a "strike" in bowling in the same frame that you began with a gutterball. Technically, it is a spare, but to score a strutterball is a true work of art.
"Will has been on and off bowling today, but his last throw was perfect and he got himself a Strutterball."
by oracleofchangeorders July 13, 2013