Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017
Common Core math is the rotten stuff they teach kids at school. But let's get real. We hate it because it's making our kids smarter than us. During quarantine, I'm perfectly fine teaching my 1st Grader. But Common Core has made my fifth grader smarter than me.
Me: What is a scatter plot?
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.
by hamilfan_for_life November 30, 2020
Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO
3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck
5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework
Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up
*GETS AN F*
Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
Students: NOOOO
3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck
5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework
Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up
*GETS AN F*
Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
by Common Core Mathism March 3, 2023