Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."
by Pod Tailin' February 10, 2010
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The most comfortable one can imagine being.

'As snug as a bug in a rug' has slowly been overtaken in popularity by the non-elitist phrase for the people: 'as Comfy as G'. Although it is known that it originates on the backstreets of Aberdeen and has slowly spread into England, no one is quite sure who G is and why he/she/it was so damn comfy.
Person 1: mmmmmmm, my new snuggie is as Comfy as G!
Person 2: Dude. You're 27.
by Rob from Santa Monica August 18, 2010
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MG whoring Call of Duty player.
Derived from the Monty Python skit featuring the Spanish Inquisition. The Comfy Chair is the most feared torture device in which unbelievers are vigorously poke by soft cushions. Nobody expects this because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!
by Pope_on_a_bender February 10, 2005
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The cheap flannel pants you wear around the house when your hungover...
" I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."
by Brook B. January 12, 2009
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The act of changing out of your uncomfortable works clothes into a comfier outfit like sweats or pajamas to relax at home.
I’m going to comfy down before we start watching TV.
by Krenshaw March 25, 2019
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A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz
by Wolly_Jones May 2, 2011
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