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Comediocre 

The state of a joke's punchline where the audience knows it's not funny, thus refuses to laugh. Can be applied to an actual comedian or a stand up performance.
I noticed this date was going nowhere when this guy kept proving how comediocre he actually is.
Comediocre by Disassimilate June 12, 2011
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comedore 

The place the fish advises you to PEE.
🎼🎤🎣🎶🎵ratatatatataratatatataaa don’t pee on the floor use the comedore yuuuuuh lalalalalalalala ahhhhh🎤🎣 🎶🎵
comedore by milk inhaler April 13, 2022

comedinerexia 

A term that is used to diagnose the addiction to the popular television show "Come Dine With Me.
There's katherine, apparently she has comedinerexia!

Cediocre 

This word literally means the same as Mediocre, but this time with a C instead of a M for all the people who want to make a Tierlist with the A-F format but instead with actual words with the A-F format letters at the beginning but need a C word that isn't just Common.
Person 1: Damn, I am trying to make a tierlist with A to F words and I just can't find a word for C!
Person 2: Well, heres a crappy solution: Cediocre! No purpose besides these gosh dang tierlists.
Person 1: Thanks so much, now I can make my own tierlist on (insert franchise here)
Cediocre by Orance May 5, 2023

comediocrity 

A combination of the words 'comedy' and 'mediocrity'.

A word describing the growing tendency for industries and individuals to reproduce acts and works of comedy whose content consists exclusively of commonly known stereotypes and trends (generally in an effort to cater to as broad an audience as possible).
"This comedy is really mediocre and unimaginative, but I see that over a million people have watched this and over 90 000 have liked it. One more win for comediocrity."
comediocrity by Sir-Ex July 28, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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