What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.
I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!
by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010
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a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.
man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean
by nigguhfingaz January 3, 2007
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to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function
I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.
by ECAT55 November 10, 2010
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Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.
"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."
by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 15, 2017
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This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.
Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.
by Francis Coughlin November 20, 2006
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During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.
"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".
by Blake Cooper December 26, 2006
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